I had a dream that I was in a car with Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman. It was really awkward and I didn’t know what to say so I asked, “How were the BAFTAS? Did you have fun?” Benedict starts crying and Martin turns to me all angry and says “We don’t mention the BAFTAS.”
He looks like a fish breathing.
THAT IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.
JUST KEEP CUMLBR’ING, CUMBL’RING, CUMBLR’ING WHAT DO WE DO WE CUMBL, CUMBL. HA HA HA HA HAAAA HOO I LIKE TO CUMMMMBLRRRRRRRR.
Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.
I am SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SITE
I AM CRYINg OH MY GOD
IT TOOK ME A COUPLE OF MINUTES AND THEN I JUST KIND OF SLAPPED MYSELF IN THE FAACE
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
wow fuck both of you.
- Sherlock series 1 & 2 deleted scenes
- Sherlock gagreel
- More setlock
- Series three
- sERIES THREE
- series three